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Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:20:40 -0000

:-)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 22:20:00 -0000

All women in Vancouver are nuts. It's proven, certified by visitors and anyone from Vancouver who has travelled outside of the lower mainland.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

stolie — Sun, 28 May 2006 11:37:00 -0000

Oops, I don't know how I missed this comment but, at any rate ...

You've posted anonymously so, based on your own words, I'm left to guess that you're: (A) a man in Vancouver who is partnered with a "skank"; (B) a man in Vancouver who, like Mitch, is single - but, unlike Mitch, is pessimistically bitter; (C) a self-hating Vancouverite woman who thinks all of her fellow female compatriots are all fellow skanks too; or (D) a non-Vancouver dweller just spouting off some trite and unoriginal "all people from Vancouver ... [fill in the blank]".

Doesn't matter which case it is, I’m quite positive that not all Vancouver women are "skanks and evil evil women" as you say.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anonymous — Fri, 26 May 2006 20:35:00 -0000

mitch should leave vancouver pronto. there are so many hot guys around here and nothing but skanks and evil evil women who will ignore him at first, then destroy him if given half the chance. there's a reason guys like mitch in vancouver are still single.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

stolie — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:38:00 -0000

I *love* the color orange, but I'm a New Yorker not a Vancouverite. :)

I'm sure Mitch will meet a great woman who lives in Vancouver, loves the loves orange, and has the characteristics that he seeks in a woman. :)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anonymous — Wed, 24 May 2006 16:03:00 -0000

Having known Greg for years, I find this all quite amusing and look forward to hearing the dating chronicles...

(Tip to keeners: extole the virtues of the colour orange and you may be in like Flynn!)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

stolie — Wed, 24 May 2006 09:46:00 -0000

Ms. Mysterioso: SIZZLING!!! :)

Sid: Isn't he?! :)

Anita: Really, if this guy lived in the US, he'd *never* be single.

Supafabulous: YAY!!! Contact Mitch!! Set him up with as many hot women as you can. He seems like a nice guy who probably has *billions* of great kisses just waiting to be unleashed on the right woman. So, find her!

Jill: Okay, it looks like the pressure is on Supafabulous. Get to work. :-)

Mitch: Mmmmm ... Yummy. Modesty. That’s hot! ;)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Mitch — Wed, 24 May 2006 04:09:00 -0000

Wow, what can I say other than I've turned several shades of red reading all of these comments from such a huge number of people.

I find it funny, but not too surprising either that people I know (such as Herefishy) have seen this on the net and sent me a line...

So, I do thank everyone for their comments and compliments, however undeserved they may seem to be from my perspective...

So, again, thanks everyone...

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Jill — Tue, 23 May 2006 21:06:00 -0000

That's too funny!! I was about to forward this to Supafab but I guess AmyD beat me to it! THIS GUY IS SMOKIN'!! Will you keep us posted on how this turns out?

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Supafabulous — Tue, 23 May 2006 19:45:00 -0000

Thanks to AmyD who let me know about this post. I AM FROM VANCOUVER and I am sure I can come up with a few cute single girlfriends;)
Perhaps I can turn my site into a dating site for a few days and profile a few of my cute friends.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anita — Tue, 23 May 2006 18:54:00 -0000

Why is Atlanta so far away from, well...Canada?

Just kidding! I've got Smoothface guapo and all. But there's no denying the hotness of Mitch!

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Sid — Tue, 23 May 2006 14:57:00 -0000

He is alarmingly attractive.

This should be an easy set-up.

Good luck!

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Ms. Mysterioso — Tue, 23 May 2006 12:52:00 -0000

Sigh... does Mitch ever visit Toronto? Let him know he can crash at my place!!

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

stolie — Tue, 23 May 2006 09:39:00 -0000

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anonymous — Tue, 23 May 2006 04:34:00 -0000

what i need to do.. is MOVE! haha

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Nics — Tue, 23 May 2006 02:43:00 -0000

Stolie this post reminds me of our conversation when we met in January:WHY is Mitch single? I'm still amazed that he is. Have fun Mitch( I still think that you should get on a plane and visit Stolie!)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

stolie — Tue, 23 May 2006 01:22:00 -0000

Shit, mutherfuckin' damn!!!! I spilled a big glass of H2O on my laptop earlier this evening and it has been malfunctioning ever since. I think we're back up to regular functioning patterns, but we'll see how the rest of this goes. Anyway ...

Bro-Bro: I need it!! :)

Mags: I take it that you're alive and you landed safely. I miss you already, sweetie!!!!!! Love you. SMOOCHES.

Carlos: Yep, we always get the points. They're well-deserved. ;)

El: Hey, "good luck wishes" count as help. :)

Anhoni Patel: Today's a national holiday in Canada. Mitch was/is probably off somewhere enjoying his time off.

AmyD: Isn't he a cutie? Man, that boy would sooooo have to beat the women off with a stick if he lived in the U.S. Hear that Mitch? You were born in the wrong country.

Homosexual Suspect: You are funny! :)

Mitch: Good luck, dearie!!!

herefishy: The plot thickens ...

Nics: I know, I soooo thought about our conversation as I was typing this post. :) And, yes ... I think Mitch should come to NYC, too. ;)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

herefishy — Tue, 23 May 2006 00:47:00 -0000

Okay... So I have to post because i'm sitting over here laughing my ass off. I know mitch. Yes, it's true. After some careful deductive reasoning (the photo helped), I discover that Mitch is one of my ex's friends. I have sat and chatted with Mitch many times :) so... best of luck M! If I can think of any great girls, I'll send them your way!

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Mitch — Tue, 23 May 2006 00:07:00 -0000

Yikes.

What can I say? Stolie was right, I'm dfinately turning a little red from all of the comments. Blushing would probably be an understatement...

In some way I find this highly amusing on one hand, and way too complimentary on the other... really, you people are way too nice...no really...I'm more than a little...um...embarrassed?

Tomorrow I'll be replying to the emails recieved thus far, and we'll see where things go from there... I probably won't blog about any dates as I like to keep some things confidential...

However as an aside, and as a note to that thing called Karma... Let's all insist that good Karma visit Stolie soon so that she too can have a little luck in the dating department!

Thanks everyone, really...

Mitch

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Homosexual Suspect — Mon, 22 May 2006 23:30:00 -0000

Short of sounding too ironic:

Why are all the good ones straight?

Also, Stolie, why not set up a local hottie... you know, like, that guy met once who's single and fucked up rather than this fucking hot, beautiful, blonde and Canadian?

Just a thought. (Mitch, good luck to you-- may the best woman win)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

AmyD — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:04:00 -0000

Whoooowheee, that boy is HOT!

I say that despite all the decks stacked against me, you know, like living in Michigan and being in love with another amazing and equally adorable man. ;o)

I forwarded this to one of my fine and lovely Canadian lady friends, so I did my part.

Good luck to you, Mitch! You'll no doubt make some lucky woman very, very happy. *sigh*

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Anhoni Patel — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:52:00 -0000

hmmmm...I sense radio silence from Mitch...where is he and what does he have to say about all this -- Mitch?

Vancouver....Vancouver - nope don't know anyone up there. Maybe Mitch shold move.

stolie- you crack me up.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

El — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:32:00 -0000

If only I could help but I'm not in Canada, have a boyfriend, and am a blonde (today, anyway).

Good Luck.

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Carlos — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:12:00 -0000

Redheads and brunettes always get extra points.

In fact, if you know any women who fit this description in Chicago, send 'em my way. :)

Re: Why Is This Man Single?!

Mags — Mon, 22 May 2006 15:35:00 -0000

Stolie-I also hope that the good karma is returned to you soon. Mitch is definately a cutie, its a shame I don't live closer to Vancouver, especially considering he likes redheads and I happen to be one :). Although I've found that when men like redheads they REALLY like redheads, there's no in between.