DISQUS

Twanna @ FUNKY BROWN CHICK: Why Is This Man Single?!

  • miss anon · 3 years ago
    mitch - i've always wondered what you looked like, always silhouetted, or in the distance but dayam, kid. don't let it go to your head but you're a cutie for sure.

    happy victoria day from your fellow canadienne ... miss anon

    _
  • Howard · 3 years ago
    Stolie, you are the bestest friend ever! I'm text messenging Karma now to let her know that she should visit you.
  • goldennib · 3 years ago
    Very clever. Unfortunately, I cna't help you or Mitch, except to do as Howard done did.
  • MamaChristy · 3 years ago
    Mitch - You are a very good looking young man. If I were single I would be finding a way to Canada...

    I think Tonito should feature him as a daily candy (even if he is fully dressed in all those photos) to spread the good word.

    Stolie - Karma will work for you, baby! Good job giving her a kick in the ass. She needs to get to work for you!
  • E · 3 years ago
    If I were younger and closer to Vancouver I'd be over there in a New York Minute.

    Good Luck with the Good Karma going your way -- you deserve it!!!!!
  • Darwin · 3 years ago
    This is too funny! Mitch is def a fit bloke (he looks like a guy I worked with last year, ah I miss the daily eye candy!). Unfortunately I dont know anyone who lives up in Vancouver.

    Just a question though, did he know you were going to play matchmaker?!

    Please keep us posted on what happens and if this idea is successful!
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    miss anon: I know, isn't he a hottie?! I really hope this little "Matchmaker Post" scores him at least one date with a great woman. And, about it "going to his head", I must be honest that I did worry that I might create a monster of him with all the attention ...

    Howard: Yay!!! Thanks for text messenging her. :)

    goldennib: Oh, come on. Surely you know someone who knows someone who knows someone in Canada. Forward it to them and they'll probably know someone who knows someone in Vancouver proper.

    MamaChristy: Yeah, if he lived in NYC, I'd be all over him like grass on Central Park. ( ... Pssst! Hear that Vancouver ladies?!?! You're lucky that you live in the same town as this hunk. Send an email today ...)
    E: Thanks for the good luck wishes!!! I need a bit of karma to come my way. :)

    Darwin: I love eye candy at work. It's a nice fringe benefit. :) And, by the way, you don't have to know a Vancouverite. Just sent it to any Canadian and I'm sure that it will make it's way to Vancouver. It's a small world. And, now, about your question about whether or not Mitch knows that I'm playing Matchmaker ... After I read his comment ("Sadly, I'm probably Aidan - who always seems to get burned or not end up with the girl..."), I got the idea for this post. I emailed him to seek permission to blog about him, but the idea was my own. He didn't put me up to this. Actually, I think he's a bit shy so he probably blushed the first time that he read this post along with the rest of you ...

    Vancouver lurkers: CALLING ALL WOMEN!!! Stop lurking and start emailing me. I have a sitecounter. So, I am fully aware that you are out there reading this. Typically, less than 10% of my readers are from Canada. Recently? More than 70% of my hits are coming from the Land of the Maple Leaf. Not to mention ... [drum roll please] ... I've already forwarded Mitch *4* emails from women who contacted me to express interest!!! So, for the rest of you, I have this question: what are you waiting for????

    Keep 'em coming ...
  • Bro-Bro · 3 years ago
    Stolie -- That's so sweet! What a cutie! I'm proud of you for directly engaging karma -- hopefully she will (very) soon get back to you in kind!
  • Mags · 3 years ago
    Stolie-I also hope that the good karma is returned to you soon. Mitch is definately a cutie, its a shame I don't live closer to Vancouver, especially considering he likes redheads and I happen to be one :). Although I've found that when men like redheads they REALLY like redheads, there's no in between.
  • Carlos · 3 years ago
    Redheads and brunettes always get extra points.

    In fact, if you know any women who fit this description in Chicago, send 'em my way. :)
  • El · 3 years ago
    If only I could help but I'm not in Canada, have a boyfriend, and am a blonde (today, anyway).

    Good Luck.
  • Anhoni Patel · 3 years ago
    hmmmm...I sense radio silence from Mitch...where is he and what does he have to say about all this -- Mitch?

    Vancouver....Vancouver - nope don't know anyone up there. Maybe Mitch shold move.

    stolie- you crack me up.
  • AmyD · 3 years ago
    Whoooowheee, that boy is HOT!

    I say that despite all the decks stacked against me, you know, like living in Michigan and being in love with another amazing and equally adorable man. ;o)

    I forwarded this to one of my fine and lovely Canadian lady friends, so I did my part.

    Good luck to you, Mitch! You'll no doubt make some lucky woman very, very happy. *sigh*
  • Homosexual Suspect · 3 years ago
    Short of sounding too ironic:

    Why are all the good ones straight?

    Also, Stolie, why not set up a local hottie... you know, like, that guy met once who's single and fucked up rather than this fucking hot, beautiful, blonde and Canadian?

    Just a thought. (Mitch, good luck to you-- may the best woman win)
  • Mitch · 3 years ago
    Yikes.

    What can I say? Stolie was right, I'm dfinately turning a little red from all of the comments. Blushing would probably be an understatement...

    In some way I find this highly amusing on one hand, and way too complimentary on the other... really, you people are way too nice...no really...I'm more than a little...um...embarrassed?

    Tomorrow I'll be replying to the emails recieved thus far, and we'll see where things go from there... I probably won't blog about any dates as I like to keep some things confidential...

    However as an aside, and as a note to that thing called Karma... Let's all insist that good Karma visit Stolie soon so that she too can have a little luck in the dating department!

    Thanks everyone, really...

    Mitch
  • herefishy · 3 years ago
    Okay... So I have to post because i'm sitting over here laughing my ass off. I know mitch. Yes, it's true. After some careful deductive reasoning (the photo helped), I discover that Mitch is one of my ex's friends. I have sat and chatted with Mitch many times :) so... best of luck M! If I can think of any great girls, I'll send them your way!
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    Shit, mutherfuckin' damn!!!! I spilled a big glass of H2O on my laptop earlier this evening and it has been malfunctioning ever since. I think we're back up to regular functioning patterns, but we'll see how the rest of this goes. Anyway ...

    Bro-Bro: I need it!! :)

    Mags: I take it that you're alive and you landed safely. I miss you already, sweetie!!!!!! Love you. SMOOCHES.

    Carlos: Yep, we always get the points. They're well-deserved. ;)

    El: Hey, "good luck wishes" count as help. :)

    Anhoni Patel: Today's a national holiday in Canada. Mitch was/is probably off somewhere enjoying his time off.

    AmyD: Isn't he a cutie? Man, that boy would sooooo have to beat the women off with a stick if he lived in the U.S. Hear that Mitch? You were born in the wrong country.

    Homosexual Suspect: You are funny! :)

    Mitch: Good luck, dearie!!!

    herefishy: The plot thickens ...

    Nics: I know, I soooo thought about our conversation as I was typing this post. :) And, yes ... I think Mitch should come to NYC, too. ;)
  • Nics · 3 years ago
    Stolie this post reminds me of our conversation when we met in January:WHY is Mitch single? I'm still amazed that he is. Have fun Mitch( I still think that you should get on a plane and visit Stolie!)
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    what i need to do.. is MOVE! haha
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    :)
  • Ms. Mysterioso · 3 years ago
    Sigh... does Mitch ever visit Toronto? Let him know he can crash at my place!!
  • Sid · 3 years ago
    He is alarmingly attractive.

    This should be an easy set-up.

    Good luck!
  • Anita · 3 years ago
    Why is Atlanta so far away from, well...Canada?

    Just kidding! I've got Smoothface guapo and all. But there's no denying the hotness of Mitch!
  • Supafabulous · 3 years ago
    Thanks to AmyD who let me know about this post. I AM FROM VANCOUVER and I am sure I can come up with a few cute single girlfriends;)
    Perhaps I can turn my site into a dating site for a few days and profile a few of my cute friends.
  • Jill · 3 years ago
    That's too funny!! I was about to forward this to Supafab but I guess AmyD beat me to it! THIS GUY IS SMOKIN'!! Will you keep us posted on how this turns out?
  • Mitch · 3 years ago
    Wow, what can I say other than I've turned several shades of red reading all of these comments from such a huge number of people.

    I find it funny, but not too surprising either that people I know (such as Herefishy) have seen this on the net and sent me a line...

    So, I do thank everyone for their comments and compliments, however undeserved they may seem to be from my perspective...

    So, again, thanks everyone...
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    Ms. Mysterioso: SIZZLING!!! :)

    Sid: Isn't he?! :)

    Anita: Really, if this guy lived in the US, he'd *never* be single.

    Supafabulous: YAY!!! Contact Mitch!! Set him up with as many hot women as you can. He seems like a nice guy who probably has *billions* of great kisses just waiting to be unleashed on the right woman. So, find her!

    Jill: Okay, it looks like the pressure is on Supafabulous. Get to work. :-)

    Mitch: Mmmmm ... Yummy. Modesty. That’s hot! ;)
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    Having known Greg for years, I find this all quite amusing and look forward to hearing the dating chronicles...

    (Tip to keeners: extole the virtues of the colour orange and you may be in like Flynn!)
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    I *love* the color orange, but I'm a New Yorker not a Vancouverite. :)

    I'm sure Mitch will meet a great woman who lives in Vancouver, loves the loves orange, and has the characteristics that he seeks in a woman. :)
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    mitch should leave vancouver pronto. there are so many hot guys around here and nothing but skanks and evil evil women who will ignore him at first, then destroy him if given half the chance. there's a reason guys like mitch in vancouver are still single.
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    Oops, I don't know how I missed this comment but, at any rate ...

    You've posted anonymously so, based on your own words, I'm left to guess that you're: (A) a man in Vancouver who is partnered with a "skank"; (B) a man in Vancouver who, like Mitch, is single - but, unlike Mitch, is pessimistically bitter; (C) a self-hating Vancouverite woman who thinks all of her fellow female compatriots are all fellow skanks too; or (D) a non-Vancouver dweller just spouting off some trite and unoriginal "all people from Vancouver ... [fill in the blank]".

    Doesn't matter which case it is, I’m quite positive that not all Vancouver women are "skanks and evil evil women" as you say.
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    All women in Vancouver are nuts. It's proven, certified by visitors and anyone from Vancouver who has travelled outside of the lower mainland.
  • Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick · 2 years ago
    :-)