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happy victoria day from your fellow canadienne ... miss anon
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I think Tonito should feature him as a daily candy (even if he is fully dressed in all those photos) to spread the good word.
Stolie - Karma will work for you, baby! Good job giving her a kick in the ass. She needs to get to work for you!
Good Luck with the Good Karma going your way -- you deserve it!!!!!
Just a question though, did he know you were going to play matchmaker?!
Please keep us posted on what happens and if this idea is successful!
Howard: Yay!!! Thanks for text messenging her. :)
goldennib: Oh, come on. Surely you know someone who knows someone who knows someone in Canada. Forward it to them and they'll probably know someone who knows someone in Vancouver proper.
MamaChristy: Yeah, if he lived in NYC, I'd be all over him like grass on Central Park. ( ... Pssst! Hear that Vancouver ladies?!?! You're lucky that you live in the same town as this hunk. Send an email today ...)
E: Thanks for the good luck wishes!!! I need a bit of karma to come my way. :)
Darwin: I love eye candy at work. It's a nice fringe benefit. :) And, by the way, you don't have to know a Vancouverite. Just sent it to any Canadian and I'm sure that it will make it's way to Vancouver. It's a small world. And, now, about your question about whether or not Mitch knows that I'm playing Matchmaker ... After I read his comment ("Sadly, I'm probably Aidan - who always seems to get burned or not end up with the girl..."), I got the idea for this post. I emailed him to seek permission to blog about him, but the idea was my own. He didn't put me up to this. Actually, I think he's a bit shy so he probably blushed the first time that he read this post along with the rest of you ...
Vancouver lurkers: CALLING ALL WOMEN!!! Stop lurking and start emailing me. I have a sitecounter. So, I am fully aware that you are out there reading this. Typically, less than 10% of my readers are from Canada. Recently? More than 70% of my hits are coming from the Land of the Maple Leaf. Not to mention ... [drum roll please] ... I've already forwarded Mitch *4* emails from women who contacted me to express interest!!! So, for the rest of you, I have this question: what are you waiting for????
Keep 'em coming ...
In fact, if you know any women who fit this description in Chicago, send 'em my way. :)
Good Luck.
Vancouver....Vancouver - nope don't know anyone up there. Maybe Mitch shold move.
stolie- you crack me up.
I say that despite all the decks stacked against me, you know, like living in Michigan and being in love with another amazing and equally adorable man. ;o)
I forwarded this to one of my fine and lovely Canadian lady friends, so I did my part.
Good luck to you, Mitch! You'll no doubt make some lucky woman very, very happy. *sigh*
Why are all the good ones straight?
Also, Stolie, why not set up a local hottie... you know, like, that guy met once who's single and fucked up rather than this fucking hot, beautiful, blonde and Canadian?
Just a thought. (Mitch, good luck to you-- may the best woman win)
What can I say? Stolie was right, I'm dfinately turning a little red from all of the comments. Blushing would probably be an understatement...
In some way I find this highly amusing on one hand, and way too complimentary on the other... really, you people are way too nice...no really...I'm more than a little...um...embarrassed?
Tomorrow I'll be replying to the emails recieved thus far, and we'll see where things go from there... I probably won't blog about any dates as I like to keep some things confidential...
However as an aside, and as a note to that thing called Karma... Let's all insist that good Karma visit Stolie soon so that she too can have a little luck in the dating department!
Thanks everyone, really...
Mitch
Bro-Bro: I need it!! :)
Mags: I take it that you're alive and you landed safely. I miss you already, sweetie!!!!!! Love you. SMOOCHES.
Carlos: Yep, we always get the points. They're well-deserved. ;)
El: Hey, "good luck wishes" count as help. :)
Anhoni Patel: Today's a national holiday in Canada. Mitch was/is probably off somewhere enjoying his time off.
AmyD: Isn't he a cutie? Man, that boy would sooooo have to beat the women off with a stick if he lived in the U.S. Hear that Mitch? You were born in the wrong country.
Homosexual Suspect: You are funny! :)
Mitch: Good luck, dearie!!!
herefishy: The plot thickens ...
Nics: I know, I soooo thought about our conversation as I was typing this post. :) And, yes ... I think Mitch should come to NYC, too. ;)
This should be an easy set-up.
Good luck!
Just kidding! I've got Smoothface guapo and all. But there's no denying the hotness of Mitch!
Perhaps I can turn my site into a dating site for a few days and profile a few of my cute friends.
I find it funny, but not too surprising either that people I know (such as Herefishy) have seen this on the net and sent me a line...
So, I do thank everyone for their comments and compliments, however undeserved they may seem to be from my perspective...
So, again, thanks everyone...
Sid: Isn't he?! :)
Anita: Really, if this guy lived in the US, he'd *never* be single.
Supafabulous: YAY!!! Contact Mitch!! Set him up with as many hot women as you can. He seems like a nice guy who probably has *billions* of great kisses just waiting to be unleashed on the right woman. So, find her!
Jill: Okay, it looks like the pressure is on Supafabulous. Get to work. :-)
Mitch: Mmmmm ... Yummy. Modesty. That’s hot! ;)
(Tip to keeners: extole the virtues of the colour orange and you may be in like Flynn!)
I'm sure Mitch will meet a great woman who lives in Vancouver, loves the loves orange, and has the characteristics that he seeks in a woman. :)
You've posted anonymously so, based on your own words, I'm left to guess that you're: (A) a man in Vancouver who is partnered with a "skank"; (B) a man in Vancouver who, like Mitch, is single - but, unlike Mitch, is pessimistically bitter; (C) a self-hating Vancouverite woman who thinks all of her fellow female compatriots are all fellow skanks too; or (D) a non-Vancouver dweller just spouting off some trite and unoriginal "all people from Vancouver ... [fill in the blank]".
Doesn't matter which case it is, I’m quite positive that not all Vancouver women are "skanks and evil evil women" as you say.