You my dear, are funny as hell! I know that dance, as I perform it rather frequently myself.
I'm sending you good-luck vibes on the job search *sprinkles pixie dust while chanting 401K, 401K*
Thanks for explaining the locked bathroom thing 'cause you KNOW we don't do that here in the 'Sip!
Tomorrow's topic? I dunno - if I had one I'd probably use it myself!
Firefly
· 3 years ago
Lord, I could see it all happening. So sorry - though it was quite fun to read :) I know this ain't much, but I'll keep my finger's crossed for you!
Fire
Darwin
· 3 years ago
I really did picture that!
Tomorrow's post ideas: Something sunny-weather, friends and alcohol related maybe?
stolie
· 3 years ago
Nerd Girl: Yeah, my bladder is the size of a dime, so I've pretty much perfected the I Gotta Go Pee Pee Dance.
Firefly: Hey, anything to amuse my readers. :) Thanks for keeping your fingers crossed.
Darwin: Oooh, good idea ... I could post about my weekend plans. Le Canadien and I are supposed to hang out. Also, a friend is back from an extended stay in the Middle East *AND* World Cup Fever is starting to hit NYC. This weekend should be fun. I can smell the alcohol already. :)
AmyD
· 3 years ago
Hahahaa! That happened to me BEFORE an interview once, except for they had a number lock thing that you had to press #'s into in order to get in the bathroom. The front desk person told me the #, and by the time I found the bathroom, I had forgotten it, but was embarrassed and didn't want to ask what it was again, so I decided I could hold it in until the interview was over. Well, I did, but by the time it was over, I was almost crying, and I KNOW I kind of rushed through it at the end. They must have thought I was nuts. I didn't get the job, but I did learn my lesson: DON'T forget the damn number next time!! Ha!
Hope the actual interview went well! I'm sure you did spectacularly!! :o)
AmyD
· 3 years ago
Hahahaa! That happened to me BEFORE an interview once, except for they had a number lock thing that you had to press #'s into in order to get in the bathroom. The front desk person told me the #, and by the time I found the bathroom, I had forgotten it, but was embarrassed and didn't want to ask what it was again, so I decided I could hold it in until the interview was over. Well, I did, but by the time it was over, I was almost crying, and I KNOW I kind of rushed through it at the end. They must have thought I was nuts. I didn't get the job, but I did learn my lesson: DON'T forget the damn number next time!! Ha!
Hope the actual interview went well! I'm sure you did spectacularly!! :o)
AWE
· 3 years ago
I wrote a fairly long comment earlier and Blogger ate it.
So I will just say that I hope you get it.
AmyD
· 3 years ago
Awe, I hear ya. Blogger was a real bitch to me today, too, hence the 2 identical comments thing. Blogger can be a real whore sometimes...
stolie
· 3 years ago
AmyD: Yeah, there's nothing quite like that, "I REALLY have to pee" feeling. It's horrible, but the relief you get when you actually take a piss is so WONDERFUL!!! :) Sitting on that little white seat, I was the happiest woman in the world.
AWE: Blogger must be hungry today, because it took me AGES to get the whole post put up. First, it didn't want to upload photos. Next, it just kept dying on me ...
AmyD: I just thought you posted twice just so we'd all get a chance to see your pretty smile again. ;)
raymond
· 3 years ago
Hey
I can start running Depends ads on Monster.
Jill
· 3 years ago
Well, at least you were wearing yellow panties!! Way to think ahead, girl! ;)
goldennib
· 3 years ago
Maybe it was the Hire Me dance, sort of like a rain dance and it will bring you luck. I'll smoke a pipe for you.
Howard
· 3 years ago
True life is sooo much funnier than a sitcom. I love that you gave the panties color as if they were another character in your farce.
Bursting in on someone already in a stall: priceless
Personally, I think the handling of the pressure (pun so intended) is a good omen (yes, I used that word today) for this job. I hope you get the job simply so you can tell your co-workers that story. :)
Mitch
· 3 years ago
Hey Stolie,
I laughed so hard at your post, and I think we've all been in similar situations where we JUST HAVE TO GO!!!
I hope things went well with the interview AND that your voice held out...
And here's to you, for no other reason that, well, you deserve to get something to go right for you, and soon...
stolie
· 3 years ago
raymond: Actually, Bro told her mom what happened to me and you know what she said? "Maybe Stolie needs to start wearing Depends. You know, just a thought."
Jill: :)
goldennib: I love it. "The Hire Me Dance". Who knows ... maybe it will bring me luck. I certainly need it.
Howard: We'll see what happens. I'm still looking, posting for jobs and networking. I can't believe it's taking as long as it is to find a job.
Mitch: Thanks, sweetie. :) Yeah, I need something to go my way soon. Lately, I feel like I can't get a break ...
Don McCoy
· 2 years ago
I WAS GONNA LEAVE A COMMENT, "BUT I GOTTA GO PEE"
Holla_Gurl
· 2 years ago
hey,when u gotta go,u gotta go.i dont blame you for drinking all that if you had laryngitis,i almost had the entire incent my self. actually i was wearing white pants though...i found the bathroom in no time.
Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick
· 2 years ago
Good thing that you did. :-)
puppy
· 2 years ago
why were u wearing yellow undies anyway? pee is yellow and well...
Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick
· 2 years ago
Because I have panties in every color, and I'm free to wear yellow should I choose. :-)
puppy
· 2 years ago
hey! this is puppy and u r at perfect liberty to wear yellow undies! i would talk longer but gotta go, BAD, if you know what i mean!
Kelly1968
· 2 years ago
OMG, that was so funny! We've all been in that "I gotta go pee" situation before. I know I have. I'm one of those "When I've gotta go, I've gotta go" kinds of people. I can't hold it very long. There's a line in the movie "Paper Moon" where Tatum O'neal says "She must have a bladder the size of a peanut!" Well that's me! I feel your pain.
Today, my Mom and I were shopping at Wal-Mart, and I suddenly felt the urge to go to the bathroom. I went over to the one in layaway because it was the closest. But when I got there, there was a long line outside the Ladies room. I decided to go to the one near the entrance, but when I got there, that bathroom was closed for cleaning! I remember saying something like "Dang it!" I hurried back to the bathroom in layaway, and stood in line for what seemed like an eternity. I seriously considered dodging into the Men's room, but that would have been a no-no! I remember once my aunt and I went into the Men's room at Applebee's, but that was an accident. We both came out of there giggling after realizing we had gone into the wrong bathroom! But this time, I was actually desperate enough to go into the Men's room on purpose. I didn't, though. I was finally able to take my turn in the Ladies room. Boy, what a relief!
Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick
· 2 years ago
puppy: Yay, yellow panties!!!! ;)
Kelly1968: :-)
Harriet
· 11 months ago
This story is hillarious it made me laugh so much that i have to pee now myself, gotta hold it to the end of comment.Something similar happened to me at the mall, I nearly peed myself but the relief was great I am going to pee now this was great
All Comments
I'm sending you good-luck vibes on the job search *sprinkles pixie dust while chanting 401K, 401K*
Thanks for explaining the locked bathroom thing 'cause you KNOW we don't do that here in the 'Sip!
Tomorrow's topic? I dunno - if I had one I'd probably use it myself!
Fire
Tomorrow's post ideas: Something sunny-weather, friends and alcohol related maybe?
Firefly: Hey, anything to amuse my readers. :) Thanks for keeping your fingers crossed.
Darwin: Oooh, good idea ... I could post about my weekend plans. Le Canadien and I are supposed to hang out. Also, a friend is back from an extended stay in the Middle East *AND* World Cup Fever is starting to hit NYC. This weekend should be fun. I can smell the alcohol already. :)
Hope the actual interview went well! I'm sure you did spectacularly!! :o)
Hope the actual interview went well! I'm sure you did spectacularly!! :o)
So I will just say that I hope you get it.
AWE: Blogger must be hungry today, because it took me AGES to get the whole post put up. First, it didn't want to upload photos. Next, it just kept dying on me ...
AmyD: I just thought you posted twice just so we'd all get a chance to see your pretty smile again. ;)
I can start running Depends ads on Monster.
Bursting in on someone already in a stall: priceless
Personally, I think the handling of the pressure (pun so intended) is a good omen (yes, I used that word today) for this job. I hope you get the job simply so you can tell your co-workers that story. :)
I laughed so hard at your post, and I think we've all been in similar situations where we JUST HAVE TO GO!!!
I hope things went well with the interview AND that your voice held out...
And here's to you, for no other reason that, well, you deserve to get something to go right for you, and soon...
Jill: :)
goldennib: I love it. "The Hire Me Dance". Who knows ... maybe it will bring me luck. I certainly need it.
Howard: We'll see what happens. I'm still looking, posting for jobs and networking. I can't believe it's taking as long as it is to find a job.
Mitch: Thanks, sweetie. :) Yeah, I need something to go my way soon. Lately, I feel like I can't get a break ...
Today, my Mom and I were shopping at Wal-Mart, and I suddenly felt the urge to go to the bathroom. I went over to the one in layaway because it was the closest. But when I got there, there was a long line outside the Ladies room. I decided to go to the one near the entrance, but when I got there, that bathroom was closed for cleaning! I remember saying something like "Dang it!" I hurried back to the bathroom in layaway, and stood in line for what seemed like an eternity. I seriously considered dodging into the Men's room, but that would have been a no-no! I remember once my aunt and I went into the Men's room at Applebee's, but that was an accident. We both came out of there giggling after realizing we had gone into the wrong bathroom! But this time, I was actually desperate enough to go into the Men's room on purpose. I didn't, though. I was finally able to take my turn in the Ladies room. Boy, what a relief!
Kelly1968: :-)