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Twanna @ FUNKY BROWN CHICK: How To Make Boobs Look Perky

  • Darwin · 3 years ago
    Couldn't agree more! Although I am far from girly I seem to have a weakness for hot-pink bras, I have no idea why! And you're right it has nothing to do with feeling vulnerable or wanting to look good for someone else. Oh, and I confess I am a sucker for VS. At least while I was over there, they dont sell the darn thing over here.

    And btw the green in yesterday's post does suit your skin colour really well! Very very cute.
  • lala · 3 years ago
    Yes girly underwear is the way to go, but almost impossible to find if you're larger than a C cup - but then I found this website: www.bravissimo.com. Pretty bras for all types at fairly decent (its relative here...) prices.
  • miss anon · 3 years ago
    word, word. ;)

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  • AWE · 3 years ago
    A good presentation always makes the meal taste better. ;-)
  • Howard · 3 years ago
    Damn, Stolie, you're like the Martha Stewart of undergarments. Love it! I'm forwarding this post to some girl friends of mine. They'll love it.
  • Firefly · 3 years ago
    Absolutely agree. And as to the last post, i.e. 'what I love about women' - definiely the big L - Lingerie!!!
  • Raymond · 3 years ago
    It has everything to do with a belief that women are goddesses and our bodies should be adorned as such. :)

    Come to Texas and I'll feed you peeled grapes. ;)


    I am still waiting for this word verification thing to actually spell something
  • Jay · 3 years ago
    Perky boobs. Even the phrase makes me shudder.
  • The Fake Doctor · 3 years ago
    I'm glad you actually have proof that working out works. I recall basing my recommendation on the women I stare at when I (pretend like I) work out at the gym. Perhaps we should start a non-profit organization geared towards ettering the boobs of America. The BBA. Who's with me?!?

    Thanks for the shout out...
  • E · 3 years ago
    what defines Perky?

    Also, H&M - Stolie - doesn't compute for me... but I think I get the basic drift.

    Also, I don't purchase bras and underwear to feel vulnerable - infact it's just the opposite - I AM woman see me Roar! (I try not to roar in public)... LOL
  • Raymond · 3 years ago
    Thank you so much, e, for selecting the song to be stuck in my head for the next 36 hours. I have a Helen Reddy's Greatest Hits somewhere around my house.
  • Papigiulio · 3 years ago
    lol stollie trying to attract more readers by talking more about bra's and panties? :p

    seems like it's working tho lol
  • Jill · 3 years ago
    I definitely agree that working out keeps'em nice and perky. I also have a couple of tips to add, if that's okay. 1) Don't go cheap on the sports bra (this is particularly the case if G-d has been generous in bestoying big boobies upon you. 2) unless you're lying down, wear a bra. The more you go braless, the more the skin will stretch so lounging around on a Sunday with no bra would be ill-advised.
  • Anita · 3 years ago
    I loathe padded bras, but I do buy with an underwire or some sort of support. I just can't let the girls go completely wild. THAT, my friend, is solid advice! Go Boobie, er...I mean Go Stolie! =)

    p.s. LMAO at Jay.
  • JohnJEnright · 3 years ago
    So is that you in the picture this time?
  • Meg · 3 years ago
    Good chest exercise: light weights (I use 5lbs, but use whatever you want) and hold your arms out like your wrapping your arms around a big ball. At this point your hands should be a little closer than shoulder width apart. Pull them separate until your forearm is even with your shoulder. Repeat in sets of 20 (I do two sets at a time). Easy and good for arms and chest...
  • E · 3 years ago
    Raymond,

    I could really go overboard with the oldies... LOL... NOW the song is stuck in MY head -- (as opposed to previously when I posted)
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    Darwin: Oooooh, hot pink!!! I have panties in that color, but no bra to match just yet. My pink set is more of a "baby pink" or "pale pink".

    lala: Wow, it would be great to be larger than a C. I'm sure those are fun.

    miss anon: Bird, bird, bird. Bird's the word. :)

    AWE: Finger-licking? Eating? Remember, THIS IS A PG-13, FOLKS!! :)

    Howard: I like it. It's kind of like a "Martha Stewart goes urban, brown, and lacy".

    Firefly: Lingerie rocks!!! Women, buy some this weekend. Men, buy some for your favorite woman ( ... or crossdresser).

    Raymond: That sounds like fun! :)

    Jay: Fear the boobies not, fear them not. They cause no harm.

    The Fake Doctor: I'm with you!! I love it: Bettering the Boobs of America. We could even play with the logo so that the two Os in "boobs" look like ... oh, wait, scratch that ... we're keeping this blog PG-13.

    E: H&M is also know as the Cheapass Urbanite's Heaven. You can't "shop" there, per se. But, you can usually find a couple of nice pieces of clothing (or underwear): http://www.hm.com

    Raymond: Funky Brown Chick -- Where Karaoke Comes To Life.

    Papigiulio: Maaaaan, I thought you knew ... folks come here because I give good blog like whores give good blow jobs. ;)
    I only posted underwear because I didn't want my male readers to think that I'd forgotten about all of you. (I'd posted a bunch of girlie-posts in a row before the kahunas came out.)

    Jill: All the sexy folks who read this blog are free to give advice to other sexy folks. Look at that ... Readers. Spreadin' love.

    Anita: Underwires are evil. I'm always afraid that one will poke through the fabric and severe a boob.

    JohnJEnright: Unfortunately, no. I don't own a full-bodied rubber suit ... yet.

    Meg: YOU ROCK!!!! :)


    E: Little-known Stolie Trivia Fact ... if the song was written and produced in the 1960s, I know all of the words to it. I love oldies!!
  • lala · 3 years ago
    Fun? Heavy would be a better word...
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    :-)
  • Sid · 3 years ago
    lala: As a 38DD, I can honestly say there is plenty of gorgeous stuff out there for bigger boobs, but you have to be willing to spend.

    I get my bras at Intimacy, a lingerie chain that specializes in bra-fitting. They have sizes up to FF, I think, and are in Chicago, Atlanta and NYC. My bras cost about $50-$65 each, which is the most I'm willing to spend. But I have seen and tried on some OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful bras that run in the $150 range. They exist, the hot bras for big racks.

    Any specialty underwear shop should be able to hook you up. Victoria's Secret is a bust for anyone over a 36D, it seems.
  • Sid · 3 years ago
    lol, i just realized lala is in australia. crap. sorry.

    can we talk about how your word verification word is imvegaxp? the hell?
  • stolie · 3 years ago
    Man, you ladies have big boobs!! I'm jealous. :)
  • Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick · 2 years ago
    Thanks for the link!! :-)
  • Megan · 2 years ago
    Im So Ashamed, My Boobs Are Small And I Cant Find The Right Wayy To Make Them Bigger?? I Hate Haveing To Pretend Like There Noticable But THERE NOT :( How Can I Make Them Bigger?? Orr Iss This Possible Without Useing Diffrent Kinds Of Creams And Other Stuff*
  • Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick · 1 year ago
    Dude, don't use creams. Remember, everything that you put ON your body is absorbed INTO your body. Not sure what kind of creams would make your breast swell, but I'm pretty sure -- whatever is it -- you'd want to be really careful to read the list of ingredients and then google the names to see what the health risks are.
  • Twanna A Hines funkybrownchick · 1 year ago
    One more thing ... Be Ye NOT ashamed of small boobs! :) Love your boobies.