Let's see... I don't have quite so many, um, unusual dudes in my past. There was the separated-but-still-technically-married guy. I was really young and didn't realize how crappy that was. Goodness, but he was HOT though.
The MERKIN MAN
· 3 years ago
I'm like the man you almost married, how 'bout that?
One of my x's was a nymphomaniac, which was nice. She was a complete psycho otherwise. The psychosis won over her need to have my penis in her mouth, so I dumped her.
Howard
· 3 years ago
I'm the man you almost married AND I'm gay. (Tie between C & E). I don't have any weird ex stories actually. The guys I've dated tended to be somewhat low-key and introverted because, basically, baby don't need the attention competition. Mmm-hmmm.
Mitch
· 3 years ago
I think I fall somewhere between B and C. Who knew...
Carlos
· 3 years ago
you don't wanna know
Darwin
· 3 years ago
Hold on...You actually dated a man who wore a thong and shaved his pubes and you didnt think for a second that he was gay until he actually told you himself?!
I don't quite resemble ANY of your exes, which I think is a good thing because some of their qualities sound extremely dodgy!
Mom101
· 3 years ago
This is hilarious Stolie! I can safely say, however, that I'm not like any of your exes. Maybe that's why we get along?
It was great to meet you last night. Happy to have found your place. I'll be back fo sho. Liz
Howard
· 3 years ago
Oooo.... the new blog is purdy! LOVE IT! Congrats!
Raymond
· 3 years ago
Wait.
Do I get a boy snack for taking the quiz?
Raymond
· 3 years ago
Here you go, xoxo
1) A 2) E 3) E 4) C 5) C 6) End? That's not what you were saying when I was in the kitchen kissing you this morning with one arm around you and the coffee pot in my free hand and you with one arm around me and both our mugs in your free hand.
Sorry, I don't like to lose.
stolie | The Funky Brown Chick
· 3 years ago
MamaChristy: He was *married*??? You sooo have to blog about that sometime.
The MERKIN MAN: Okay.
Howard: I usually date men who are a bit more quiet / more shy than I am for the exact same reason. ;)
Mitch: Somewhere in between Blondie & TGIAM, huh? Interesting mix.
Carlos: Ok. I guess I'll take your word for it.
Darwin: That's why they're *exes*. :)
Mom101: You're probably right! :) And, yes, it was great to see you too!!!
Raymond: Thanks for participating in the quiz.
sid
· 3 years ago
Okay.
Have you considered letting a friend choose your dates...just for kicks? Kidding. Better luck will come. No more being swayed by a pretty face! Go for the (I know it's cliche, but try) NICE GUYS!
FUNKYBROWNCHICK
· 3 years ago
Hmmmm ... I'm not so sure that the "let-your-friends-pick-your-dates" is a bad idea!!! :) Clearly, I'm sometimes rendered incapable of making good decisions in this arena. :)
All Comments
You are a freak magnet.
Let's see... I don't have quite so many, um, unusual dudes in my past. There was the separated-but-still-technically-married guy. I was really young and didn't realize how crappy that was. Goodness, but he was HOT though.
One of my x's was a nymphomaniac, which was nice. She was a complete psycho otherwise. The psychosis won over her need to have my penis in her mouth, so I dumped her.
I don't quite resemble ANY of your exes, which I think is a good thing because some of their qualities sound extremely dodgy!
It was great to meet you last night. Happy to have found your place. I'll be back fo sho. Liz
Do I get a boy snack for taking the quiz?
1) A
2) E
3) E
4) C
5) C
6) End? That's not what you were saying when I was in the kitchen kissing you this morning with one arm around you and the coffee pot in my free hand and you with one arm around me and both our mugs in your free hand.
Sorry, I don't like to lose.
The MERKIN MAN: Okay.
Howard: I usually date men who are a bit more quiet / more shy than I am for the exact same reason. ;)
Mitch: Somewhere in between Blondie & TGIAM, huh? Interesting mix.
Carlos: Ok. I guess I'll take your word for it.
Darwin: That's why they're *exes*. :)
Mom101: You're probably right! :) And, yes, it was great to see you too!!!
Raymond: Thanks for participating in the quiz.
Have you considered letting a friend choose your dates...just for kicks? Kidding. Better luck will come. No more being swayed by a pretty face! Go for the (I know it's cliche, but try) NICE GUYS!